I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize