I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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