Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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