But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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