But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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