Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
love makes seman taste better
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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