I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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