maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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