so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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