I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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