I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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