Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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