are you so shy because you have an std?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
This house was built for laser tag.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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