do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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