I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think a kid would responsible me up
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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