This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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