whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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