Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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