weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
4 words: hood of his car
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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