Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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