Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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