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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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