Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I could fuck to npr.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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