in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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