We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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