You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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