Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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