google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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