Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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