dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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