I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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