just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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