what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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