: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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