How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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