wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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