i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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