It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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