New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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