dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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