is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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