im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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