I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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