Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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