So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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