you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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