if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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