Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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