It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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