i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
love makes seman taste better
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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