why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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