im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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