i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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