normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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