Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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