i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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